Saturday Night Live Mows Down Ted Cruz For Sesame Street Attack
âSaturday Night Liveâ got sweet revenge for Big Bird after Texas Sen. Ted Cruz attacked him for getting vaccinated against COVID last week.
In the takedown, Aidy Bryant plays Cruz, whoâs so irritated by the vaccination that he creates his own creepy version of âSesame Streetâ â" âCruz Streetâ (on the Newsmax Kids channel). Itâs got a rifle, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Cecily Strong) and conspiracy theory podcaster Joe Rogan (played by Pete Davidson).
AdvertisementIt even has a song: âCruz-y days, sweeping the libs away.â
âFor 50 years I stood by as âSesame Streetâ taught our kids dangerous ideas like numbers and kindness,â said âCruz.â But when âBig Bird told children to get vaccinated against a deadly disease, I said, âEnoughâ and I created my own âSesame Street.ââ
Itâs a âgated community where kids are safe from the woke government,â he explains.
Strongâs Greene shows up packing an AR-15, and explains that the episode is âbrought to you by Q â" not the letter, the man.â
AdvertisementBut the âCruz Streetâ version of Big Bird isnât feeling too well after his vaccination, so resident âmedical expertâ Rogan (Pete Davidson) is called in.
âI used to host âFear Factor,â and now doctors fear me,â boasts âRogan,â who suggests zinc and horse medicine for Big Bird.
For the final lesson of âCruz Street,â the senator promises to teach kids a fantasy math showing how Donald Trump âdefinitelyâ won the election.
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